Friendship isn’t just about support and loyalty—it’s about laughter, inside jokes, and shared silly moments that make every day a little brighter. This list of 100 funny friendship quotes captures the quirky, hilarious side of friendship that we all love.
Whether you’re looking for a caption for a photo with your besties, something to share in a text, or just a reason to smile, these quotes are full of the humor that only true friends understand.
They’re here to celebrate the laughs, the weirdness, and the unforgettable moments that make your friendships truly one of a kind.
Hilarious Quotes That Perfectly Capture True Friendship
“Friends are like bras: supportive, comfortable, and always close to your heart.”
“A true friend knows how crazy you are but still chooses to be seen with you in public.”
“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile…then we’ll be new friends again.”
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone; they do them with you.”
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
“If you don’t have embarrassing photos of each other, are you even friends?”
“Friendship means understanding that ‘five more minutes’ can actually mean an hour.”
“True friends know your internet search history and still love you.”
“We’ll always be friends because we’re too weird to find new ones.”
“Friendship is finding someone who’s just as crazy as you are.”
“You know it’s a true friend when they bring snacks without asking.”
“Friends don’t let friends do silly things…alone.”
“A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the body.”
“A friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, ‘That was awesome!’”
“Friends: the only people who tolerate your weirdness and still want to hang out.”
“True friends are the people who join you on your ‘let’s do something stupid’ adventures.”
“My best friend is the reason I’m not allowed to do certain things anymore.”
“Friendship: spending hours together and still having nothing to say on the phone later.”
“We’re more than friends; we’re like a really small gang.”
“A friend will always tell you the truth, but a best friend will help you lie.”
“Friends don’t care if your house is clean; they care if you have snacks.”
“Friends are like Wi-Fi: you can’t see them, but you know when they’re there.”
“Real friends know your favorite food, your weird habits, and your biggest fears.”
“True friends are like diamonds: precious and hard to find. But fake friends are like leaves…easy to blow away.”
“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked.”
“Best friends don’t judge each other; they judge other people together.”
“Friendship is being equally lazy and still managing to enjoy each other’s company.”
“If you were cheese, you’d be my favorite kind of moldy cheese.”
“Friends: the only people who accept your worst dance moves and still call you amazing.”
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even worse.”
“Friends don’t care if your secrets are weird; they have weirder ones.”
“True friendship is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have, and impossible to get rid of.”
“Good friends are like stars: you don’t always see them, but you know they’re there.”
“Friends are therapists you can go to in your pajamas.”
“Friendship is when you walk into someone’s house and your Wi-Fi connects automatically.”
“Best friends know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
“A true friend laughs when you fall but helps you up when you’re done laughing.”
“You can always tell a real friend: they’ll make you laugh until you cry.”
“Friends don’t need words; they just need pizza.”
“Good friends know all your best stories, but best friends were there to witness them.”
“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you, despite it all.”
“Friends don’t let friends wear bad outfits.”
“Friends pick you up when you fall…after they’ve had a good laugh.”
“If you’re my friend, you’ve probably picked me up off the floor at least once.”
“Friends are like stars: they come and go, but best friends shine on forever.”
“Friends are like chocolate chips in the cookie of life.”
“A friend is someone who believes in you…even when you’ve stopped believing in yourself.”
“Friendship is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.”
“Good friends offer advice; best friends help you make new mistakes.”
“A true friend doesn’t care if your house is a mess—they care if there’s food in the fridge.”
“Real friends don’t mind your quirks; they add them to their list of things to love.”
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend…but it helps!”
“Friendship is when people know all about you but still choose to hang out with you anyway.”
“Friends are like Wi-Fi: sometimes weak, but always better with you.”
“If we’re friends, you’re probably as weird as I am, and that’s why we work.”
“Friends: because weird conversations are impossible alone.”
“Best friends never ask why; they just grab a snack and join you.”
“Real friends know your coffee order.”
“Friends don’t let you do things…unless it’s hilarious.”
“Friends are like snowflakes: unique, beautiful, and sometimes annoying.”
“Best friends keep your secrets and laugh at your terrible choices.”
“A friend is someone who can make you laugh when you thought you’d never smile again.”
“Friendship is knowing someone’s darkest secrets…and still loving them.”
“True friends make you laugh a little harder and cry a little less.”
“A best friend is the one who makes you feel at home anywhere.”
“Friends are like expensive handbags; they’re rare and always by your side.”
“Best friends listen to your dreams and encourage your weirdness.”
“True friends always pick up where they left off.”
“A friend is someone who’s seen you at your worst and still says, ‘Let’s go out!’”
“Best friends are the reason we act our age only half the time.”
“Real friends bring food, hugs, and inside jokes.”
“You’re my favorite person to do absolutely nothing with.”
“Friends know when you’re lying, and they laugh anyway.”
“Friends are the ones who make your bad days better and your good days unforgettable.”
“You don’t have to do life alone; that’s what friends are for.”
“A friend is someone who helps you up when you’re down and, if they can’t, they lay down beside you.”
“Friends keep your secrets but tell you their weirdest ones.”
“Real friends know your weirdest laugh and still love you.”
“A friend is someone who’s always there when you need them, even when you don’t deserve it.”
“Friends are the sprinkles on the cupcake of life.”
“You and I are more than friends; we’re a really small gang.”
“Friendship: one soul in two bodies, usually laughing.”
“A friend is someone who makes it easy to believe in yourself.”
“Friends are therapists you don’t have to pay.”
“Real friends are like good bras: always supporting and never judging.”
“A good friend will always pick you up…unless they’re laughing too hard.”
“Friends are people who make you feel normal.”
“Friends are like ice cream: they come in all flavors, and you can never have enough.”
“Friends make your world a little more colorful and a lot more fun.”
“Friendship is when you’re both too lazy to go out but too bored to stay in.”
“Good friends are like stars; they’re there even when you can’t see them.”
“A friend is someone who knows how weird you are and still chooses to be seen with you.”
“Best friends don’t care if you’re weird; they join in.”
“Friends come in all shapes and sizes, but only the real ones come in snacks.”
“A friend is someone who makes you laugh until you snort.”
“Friends make life brighter, funnier, and way more unpredictable.”
“Friends don’t let you do life alone.”
“A friend is someone who knows all your bad choices but never brings them up.”
“Friendship is knowing someone’s secrets and choosing to stick around.”
“Good friends are like coffee: strong, warm, and there when you need them most.”